Some things that were said by Dan over dinner tonight:
On a t-shirt he wants to make: “McCain sucked my balls… and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
On what he wants for his birthday: “A huge bottle of lube and complete access to your body for six hours”
Dan also accidentally touched an old woman’s butt on the subway on our way home. It was hilarious. Because he thought he was grabbing one of the train poles.
Two Girls With Great Taste 
Yeah, that kid is a wierdo, with no sense of style, and a little dick.
At least thats what I heard
i have yet to meet this kid but i’ll volunteer to do the necessary research to put these 3 rumors to rest.
Haha! The first attribute is true… the second is not, and I can’t speak for the third, but I found magnum condoms in his apartment. He wrote that because this dumb girl that I know was acting like a royal witch towards him when we ran into her. I guess that’s how she is in “pre-drunk” mode.