All I can think about

As much as I love getting paid, very minimally, to essentially sit here and work on this site, and try to entertain myself, it can get kind of boring and monotonous…

This is my train of thought that keeps going around and around and around in my head:

1. Drinking a gin martini. Or three.

2. Which makes me think of beer

3. Which makes me think of lots of alcohol

4. Which makes me think of burlesque dancers

5. Which makes me think of sex

6. Which makes me think of cigarettes (though so does pretty much all of the above)

7. Which makes me think of how hot Joaquin Phoenix is, especially when he played Johnny Cash…

and the circles goes around and gets added to about every 10 minutes.

~Kiki