1. how do you think your local bodega (convenient store) personnel perceive you? They don’t really see me very often. Though when they have seen me, I was either dying of a cold or extremely hung over. So they probably don’t think much of me, considering I usually have sunglasses and a hood on.
2. where is your favorite place you have lived? Edinburgh, Scotland. Every time I go I find it increasingly hard to leave.
3. where do you live? and what are your local hang outs? I live in Bushwick, Brooklyn. And no, I don’t call it East Williamsburg. People who call it that are sissies. My local hang outs are Wreck Room (all my friends work there), Life Cafe (which I used to hate), and a little park where I hang out with my dog.
4. describe your imaginary friend? (come on now, you were an only child. don’t be shy) Believe it or not, I didn’t have an imaginary friend. I did however have a fascination with a bunch of plastic horses that I had. And My Little Pony’s.
5. stance on veal and foie gras? In the words of Susie to a co-worker, “Oh… she’s an… animal activist”. Yeah… I think both are gross.
6. how do you think people perceive you upon first impression? Most women have told me that I come across as stand-offish or bitchy. Men have said that I just seem like I don’t take shit from people.
7. favorite cocktail? Slightly dirty gin (Bombay or Tanqueray) martini on the rocks with three olives. Which sounds like heaven right now. Oh and for those of you who dont know, you should never have an even number of olives. It’s bad etiquette.
8. glass half full or glass half empty? (lame, ok time to spice things up) Depends on how bad my day was and what I’m drinking.
9. most unorthodox job? Dominatrix in a dungeon.
10. first thing you ever shop lifted? Probably makeup or jewelry.
11. biggest sexual pet peeve? Whiskey dick. But that’s everyone’s pet peeve. I cannot stand when a guy holds my head. When I’m giving head its bad, and even worse when we’re actually banging. Like c’mon, do you really need that much more thrusting stability?
12. annoys you most about your boss? This could be a list unto itself. Probably the amount of times he says “I implore you to ask me about (insert whatever it is he wants)…” The dude needs way too much attention.
13. favorite swear word? The fuck word.
14. biggest indulgence? When I travel by myself I usually like to stay in a hotel if I have a bunch of layovers and the first thing I do is run a really hot bath. I literally close the door and strip off my clothes. I hang out in there for at least an hour or two. If I don’t go exploring, I order room service. Which is limiting, so sometimes I’ll run to a little grocery story and get a bunch of stuff and hang out on the bed and watch weird foreign TV. Japan is the best for all that, though they have small bath tubs.
15. what’s your biggest turn off? Anything to do with the mouth, really. Bad manners at the table, bad kissing, bad breath, improper use of grammar..
16. favorite reality tv show? I used to really enjoy Real World when I actually used to watch TV. I haven’t had cable in 8 years. Though I caught a few episodes of Rock of Love and A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila and they were awesome!
17. what age did you leave home? 15
18. have any pets?I have a cute little terror of a puppy named Bella. She’s half pit/half dachshund.
19. other than at work, who do you see most frequently?My main man, Dan. He’s the brother I never had. We have the strangest friendship ever. And I love it.
20. what’s the hardest thing you’ve recently had to do? Bite my tongue.